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Tinder murdered they and Hinge is actually dance on the grave. If the classic romcoms were put right here now, When Harry Met Sally will be labeled as Sally don’t Met Harry (because she swiped appropriate earlier your). Also, Bridget Jones’s journal will be the tragic account of a single girl just who dies and ultimately ends up half-eaten by Alsatians (as Darcy’s search filters are set to ‘non-smokers only’). Meanwhile, William Thacker wouldn’t be able to afford a cup of beverage in Notting slope aside from the book on a bookshop that celebrities roam into — and also if a starlet was actually standing up in front side of your, asking your to love the lady, he’d be also hectic on Bumble which will make eye contact. Continue reading →